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Showing posts with label Pathetic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathetic. Show all posts

Thursday, August 5, 2010

"Sprint...For The Nearest Verizon Wireless Office!" (Cellphones)

"Romeo, where art thou?"
Today we're observing cellphones in general. Not the iPhone, just the plain Jane cellphone for right now. We'll leave the companies alone until another month. But it's no lie that the main purpose for cellphones has been distorted beyond all conceivable recognition. (Again, the iPhone.) In fact, we sometimes forget that cellphones used to look like this. It's funny how time can out-do itself. Ultimately, there is nothing wrong with the cellphone of yesterday. And by yesterday, I mean 2006 or something. It's when everything gets so crazy and overly "modern," that it can't even make phone calls anymore. The makers of the iPhone, (Next post) probably are aware of the lack of need for a call-making service. I'm sure they'll be on it soon enough. Because, today's teen would rather use their phone to play and assort the latest clubz songz, than call their parents to say,
"I'm gonna be 6 hours late coming home from school, don't wait up!" The first and foremost priority of a modern cellphone is apparently to distract and waste the time of anyone who uses it. I totally agree things would suck if we could only make calls on a hooked to the house, wired, and tan colored phone. But we've gone too far, too soon. You agree? ;)

Next and final post for this season of technology will be the iPhone. Stay tuned, and subscribe. ;)

Friday, July 16, 2010

Introduction (Webcams)

Hello, didn't see you there. ;)
I know that's corny, but it's true. I really can't see you, unless I have a webcam thingy
All the ones I've ever used or witnessed have had this kinda grainy quality. And I'm like, "what's the point of being seen if you're gonna look like crap when they see you." I'm sure they make high def, or high quality webcams, but I prefer to just be there in person, or take the time to doll up, and then make a video. The webcam has it's advantages, like capturing the anger of someone when they've lost their game, or having a sexy chat with a girlfriend over long distance, or dare I say, allowing old people to see their grand kids, even if they're cities apart. Wow, I went off track. Congratulations, you've read my observation of webcams. If you agree with me, you hit the agree button. If you don't, you can figure out the rest. ;)